A collection of amusing, strange, and/or ridiculous clippings from my local newspaper.
Saturday, September 17, 2016
Renaissance Man
I don't even know where to start with this one. Just enjoy.
Whoops
This is my favorite thing ever.
Pooping Lot
Can we at least admire the consistency?
Repeat Offender
School Supplies
Dress codes are getting really lenient these days...
DWN
Gallagher is Back!
Assistant fire chiefs just can't catch a break.
Is That Mortadella In Your Pants Or...
Is That a Red Bull in Your Pants Or...
It really makes you think...
"I just can't understand it...I just saw that bench 3 hours ago. It looked fine!"
Just kids having some harmless fun
The local elementary school kids are very advanced.
Just sayin...
Kodak moment
Classic thief move.
Mafia Message? (pt. 3)
The local mafia presence's creativity is unmatched.
Mafia Message? (pt. 2)
Mm Mm Bad!
Naughty Jesus
Isn't that what dentists want?
No more plaque...get it??
R.I.P. Luca Brasi.
She talked.
Write this down
Yeah it's out of context, but hard to imagine what context could possibly make this ok.
Inchies!
Not a fan of juggling
Tree bark
Ask only yes or no questions to figure out the rest of the story...
I didn't know there were three types...
Yikes. Hope this story has a happy ending! [sorry...]
Sweet Revenge
Police blotter writer, your loyalties are showing.
Justice done.
Catch that balding man!
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